I am an evil bastard and there is a special place in Hell for me!

[LouSiffer]

Well, I am trying to build up another bookful of goodies. Once I get some stuff story worthy, I will definately post it. Its been fun here. New job, mass amounts of poon, lots of new guns and my Roland GR-55 just came in today!!-Lou

[tonemonster]

well we are looking forward to the stories!

[emperor_black]

LIMITED TIME OFFER ONLY FOR LOU...Raw, un-edited footage also accepted!! HURRY, this offer won't LAST!!!

[tonemonster]

LIMITED TIME OFFER ONLY FOR LOU...Raw, un-edited footage also accepted!! HURRY, this offer won't LAST!!!

holy shit, thats a deal Lou. you should act in the next 10 minutes, and you will get a set of free ginsu knives.

[Tekky]

holy shit, thats a deal Lou. you should act in the next 10 minutes, and you will get a set of free ginsu knives.

And that's not all... We'll throw in an additional set of Ginsu knives at no additional charge!!!!

[Alvin_Wilson]

And that's not all... We'll throw in an additional set of Ginsu knives at no additional charge!!!!

Just pay seperate processing and handling fees!!!

[tonemonster]

and if you mention the word "JCF" when you order, you will also get the handy sham-wow towel and didi 7 super car polish.

[emperor_black]

[GuerillaPete]

Fees to 'handle' what?

[veemagic]

Its been over a month since the last addition to "Lou's Incredible Journey" or a "Journey to the Center of Lou, one family member at a time,(sometimes two!)" I sure hope he's hydrating!

[GuerillaPete]

Hydrate Lou. Ya gots ta keep yo shit moist!

[The Guitar]

Don Draper approves this thread

[LouSiffer]

I really wish I would have given each one of these posts a chapter name, but, I didnt. If I did, this one would be called :



Lou gets busted....well sorta....and his Korean Escapades!!!

Its around 8PM one evening. I have the wife and the aunt sitting across from me on the back pation drinking my special Margaritas. To recap, its Daly's mix, strawberries, ice, Tequilla and Everclear. Everytime the wife turns away, the aunt is mouthing " I want your cock in me. " I am drinking my usualy Beam and Cokes........kinda. They are tapered down to basically just drinking Coke.

The wife, also known as Pizza the Hutt, is sloshed. She goes in to bed. All 320 pounds of her. The aunt and I are left alone on the back patio. It doesnt take long before she has her pants down to her knees and taking it like a pro. Since the last installment, I forgot to mention that she finally figured out she likes to take it in the can whilst having her hair pulled. I have her ass trained to the point that little to no lube is needed. On a frisky night, she likes the rubber dong in the front and me in the back.

Again, I live out in the country. My heat and whatnot come from a 500 gallon propane tank. I have her bent over this tank just drilling her ass. We have gotten pretty brave in our relationship as we just dont give a fuck. Next thing we know, my wife is watching us through thew kitchen window. The wife pops her head out the door and says " Hey! What are you doing? ". I replied, " I am fucking your aunt in the ass!! What else? ". She replies " Really? ". At this point, I have nothing to lose....so I reply " Yes, and while I am at it, I am cracking her back. You wanna come and watch?" Her, " No, just be quiet when you come to bed". My evil plan worked perfectly. When you are busted,just admit it and make it seem over the top......people suspect sarcasm and think nothing more about it.

Oh, you think that is where I almost got busted? Not even close. Not by a long shot.

I am doing the MIL. We are going at it like some crazy mofos. I just nutted in the aunt twice an hour or so before and she is riding me harder than ever trying to get me to come in her. I have a Cialis and maybe a toot a blow in me and have a hard on a cat couldnt scratch. I am nut deep and trying to get deeper. Next thing I know, she she starts grabbing her chest. She is having a coronary while she is on my schlong. She also started bleeding in her woman parts like a stuck pig. Well, not quite a coronary....but, damn near close. I take her to the ER. They do some blood work, get her on an IV and some other shit that is beyond what I understand. The bloodwork came back negative on the heart attack. The problem was that she had a miscarriage. Yup. She was pregnant and about 9-12 weeks along. It appears that even though a woman has gone through menopause, that it is not necessarily permanent. Certain conditions can somewhat reverse the effects. Like a total chemical change due to a new love interest. I am dumb in this area and her being a nurse did not even know about this.

Evidentally, even after this stage in a woman's life, given the right circumstances, I womans physiology can change back. Those circumstances being a change in hormones and bodily chemicals due to a change in her mood. And she was happy her and I were doing what we were. This changed her chemistry to where her body wanted to reproduce again.

The one thing I have learned is that you keep your mouth shut until you have absolutely all the facts. I didnt go calling family members in a panic telling them she had a heart attack or anything. I waited until we had results. No one knew we were at the ER all afternoon and evening. Wife was with the aunt and kids, FIL was in his shop cutting up shit listening to " Praise Thee " music, everyone else that it would have mattered to was all wrapped up in their lives.

When they tell the MIL what happened, she was in tears. She had no clue this could happen. They leave the room and she gets up out of bed and wraps her arms around me and tells me she is sorry. I asked for what. She said because she lost the baby. I told her it was not her fault and that I loved her. I didnt tell her that I was glad I wasnt having another fucking kid. What a fucking asshole I am. She was worried about this and I was relieved by it. Plus, if it would have came out she was pregnant by me, I couldn't keep boning her sister. I am becoming torn between these 3 women.....they each have something different than the other about them I have fallen in love with.

Yes.....I said these three women. My wife is not included in this mess. I have developed some pretty strong feelings for Mandy. She is freaky in a calm way. She is primal and sensual at the same time. She is the calm and the storm. She is truly a fucking Irish woman.


.... to be continued.

[horns666]

I'm married to Fridget The Midget..but she's makes a great sauce!

[Rsmacker]

she likes to take it in the can whilst having her hair pulled. I have her ass trained to the point that little to no lube is needed. On a frisky night, she likes the rubber dong in the front and me in the back.

Hey, we know someone just like that, right Wilksy Baby? (OK, so he doesn't have a front and back, and we have to use the rubber dong to take up the slack in the cack hole)

I just wish we were together again, I'm getting all weepy now thinking about him, there's a little teardrop on the end of my Japs Eye...