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    No, not an 8 foot tall MILF.

    I signed up for amazon prime membership for 80 bucks. Basically free 2 day shipping and $3.99 overnight. Great for the holidays.

    So I'm reseaching kid shit for the future and searched diapers. Go do this now. I'll wait.

    Ok scroll down slightly and read the paragraph. Click join now, blam, free prime for 3 months, extended every time you spend $25 on kid shit, and a bunch of other stuff. They gave me my $80 back from prime.

    For shits and giggles I put a 10000 watt generator in my cart and asked for overnight. No problem, fuckin $3.99. Thing has to weigh 150lb.

    So if you have kids (or if you don't I guess) save yourself some shipping.

    But look for the prime logo on whatever you're buying...some of their amazon marketplace partners don't participate.

  • #2
    damn....... I was hoping to see an 8 ft tall MILF.
    "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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    • #3
      Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
      damn....... I was hoping to see an 8 ft tall MILF.
      Buck naked on a horse with feathers in her


      ...hair
      "There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"

      -"You like Anime"

      "....crap!"

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      • #4
        Here ya go ya monkey-beaters!

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        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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        • #5
          http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar...est_woman5.htm
          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by RacerX View Post
            Here ya go ya monkey-beaters!

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            holy shit Beavis...... I think I just innoculated.
            "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Vass View Post
              No, not an 8 foot tall MILF.

              I signed up for amazon prime membership for 80 bucks. Basically free 2 day shipping and $3.99 overnight. Great for the holidays.

              So I'm reseaching kid shit for the future and searched diapers. Go do this now. I'll wait.

              Ok scroll down slightly and read the paragraph. Click join now, blam, free prime for 3 months, extended every time you spend $25 on kid shit, and a bunch of other stuff. They gave me my $80 back from prime.
              Thanks for the heads up...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                Here ya go ya monkey-beaters!

                [ATTACH=CONFIG]2790[/ATTACH]


                No feathers in her hair
                "There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"

                -"You like Anime"

                "....crap!"

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