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    Cemetary Worker Steals Guitar from Casket

    Even worse, the deceased guy was a vet!

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...-casket-764310
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  • #2
    What a fucking douche!
    Last edited by Predator1; 09-27-2011, 12:52 PM.

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    • #3
      I read the article in all seriousness until I got to this comment:


      Anthony Chmielewski · Berlin, Maryland-He's going to start a DEATH METAL band..



      Then I LOL'd
      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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      • #4
        "This isn’t something I normally do,” Conard said "but it was a Telecaster with heaps of mojo!"
        Last edited by Mr Sandman; 09-27-2011, 01:26 AM.

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        • #5
          Cemetary worker?...Corpse?...Missing Tele?. Oh, it could be alot worse. A certain Sam Kinison joke comes to mind.
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #6
            Yeah how many women did he intern that had perfect high dollar asses that would be a shame to let just rot in the ground...
            GTWGITS! - RacerX

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Hellbat View Post
              Yeah how many women did he intern that had perfect high dollar asses that would be a shame to let just rot in the ground...
              Yeah man..I wrote a song about that shit soooooo fuggin' long ago... Man, I have to dig up my old lyric notebook.

              I don't care if Jessica Alba just took her last breath...dude, I can't bang a dead chick!
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #8
                Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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                • #9
                  Classy!

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                  • #10
                    Jay...that pretty!
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #11
                      “I just have a respect for fine musical instruments.”
                      The cream-colored guitar was recovered from Conard’s living room, where the instrument was on the floor “in plain view.”
                      ...because the floor is the classiest place for a fine musical instrument.

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