Public Restrooms

[Scooter]

How does a slobbering drunk use a public facility?

One leg in the toilet, one on the drain, unzipps, grabs his thumb, and pisses his pants...

(True teenage story)

[Twitch]

There once was a man named Rsmacker,
Who met a gay "Dego" in the crapper,
He said "you have-a a big-a strong cock",
Poor Smacker this did shock,
And he ran out without looking back-er.

[RacerX]

Your own piss is sterile to your own body, not anybody else's.

Hmmm, so that's why my ex would get mad when I gave her, uh, a secret golden shower in the, er, shower!

[toejam]

Well, as long as you don't have any disease, then I guess all is okay to pee on someone...

[Rsmacker]

Fucking hell yeah, I mean, just look at Wilksy Baby, all those "Champagne & Caviar" parties we have, and he's a fine figure of a man.

Um, actually, thinking about it...maybe not, unless pasty and boney is OK.

Just remember to lay off the asparagus before sharing your piss around, fuck me does that make it taste bad.