Illegal immigrant and the hooker

[bombtek]

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

·

· "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?"

· he asks.

· "$ 100"

· she replies.

· In broken English, he says,

· "Do you do immigrant style?"

· "No"

· she says.

· "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

· "No,"

· she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

·
"I pay you $300."

·
"No,"

· she says.

· "I pay you $400."

· "No,"

· she says.

· So finally he says,

· "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."


· She thinks,

· "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
I've had every kind of request from weirdoes

· from every part of the world.

· How bad could immigrant style be?"

· So she agrees and has sex with him.

· Finally, after several hours, they finish.

· Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,

· "Hey, I was expecting something

· perverted and disgusting.

· But that was ok.

· So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

· The illegal immigrant replies,

· "You send bill to Government."

[FlyingSkull]

A guy walks into the kitchen where his wife is doing dishes.

He is carrying a sheep.

He says, "This is the pig I f@ck when I'm bored with you."

The wife says, "Dear, you are holding a sheep not a pig."

He says, "Shut up bitch! I wasn't talking to you!"