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47 Times a day?!?! Her clicka must be rawer than a chunk of ground beef.GTWGITS! - RacerXComment
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Don't watch, help the poor girl!
"illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - NighbatComment
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Does it really get any better that that?Comment
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"The woman suffers from a rare condition known as “compulsion orgasmic”, caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to masturbate several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes."
I thought they called it being male?!?Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.Comment
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I dunno if I'd want her to make my sandwiches.
"Hmmm, fish paste AGAIN....?"So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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Nah, I'm sure she's developed some major calluses on that thing by now.Originally posted by Hellbat View PostComment
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I think the picture was at the end of the workday, she looks a little haggard after 47, that might have been her age though. Note the cigarette in her hand, the other is hiding something, maybe...kleenex?Originally posted by RacerX View PostWell, if she were better-looking!
"illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - NighbatComment
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I call bullshit. Either she's a nymphomaniac who can't/won't control herself in public or it's a desperate cry for attention (i.e. "I'm a skank, somebody please do me!"), but it instantly reminded me of the old joke about the benefactor of a clinic who passed by a patient's room and saw the guy pulling his pud feverishly. When she asked "WTF?", the head of the clinic said the guy had a rare disease in which he had to shoot off every 15 minutes. She passes another room where a nurse is giving another guy head, and again asks "WFT?". The Dr says "same condition, better insurance".I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
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Hey it might very well be bullshit, but hey, if someone wants to masturbate 20 times a day, I have no problem with that as long as they wash their hands before preparing my food.
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