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Since I have nothing else to do, i am personally going to start a rebellion. A rebellion against crabcore, crabcakes,
crab lice, alaskan crab claws, stone crab claws, crab apples, crab salad, the deadliest catch crab fishing show, and the industry as a whole,
the less crabs the better, braised crab, new england boiled crab, and many more to come, and I'm gonna do it with a crabby attitude towards this
horrific and detestable piss poor form of music, (if you can call it music) and when that rebellion is done, I'm gonna fly to Estonia, wrap my fingers around Endy's
crab coated vaselined throat and choke him until I see he can no longer put this rubbish up on these sovereigned boards any longer.
After that, I'm gonna go into the forest that his dad owns out there and start poaching the wood in said forest and start selling it to Gibson as mahogany
even though in reality it is spruce, or was it perch?, Either way, I'm in this for the bucks and for the good of mankind at the same time. Like I said, I got nothing else to do. So I'll leave you with this-
The rest of those who have gone before us, cannot steady the unrest of those to follow.
Mediocrity has squelched the nobler spirits of this earth.
And we've got Endy and Crabcore to thank for it. (Endy, does your dad have a chainsaw in the garage for my poaching idea, or do I have to bring my own?)
crab lice, alaskan crab claws, stone crab claws, crab apples, crab salad, the deadliest catch crab fishing show, and the industry as a whole,
the less crabs the better, braised crab, new england boiled crab, and many more to come, and I'm gonna do it with a crabby attitude towards this
horrific and detestable piss poor form of music, (if you can call it music) and when that rebellion is done, I'm gonna fly to Estonia, wrap my fingers around Endy's
crab coated vaselined throat and choke him until I see he can no longer put this rubbish up on these sovereigned boards any longer.
After that, I'm gonna go into the forest that his dad owns out there and start poaching the wood in said forest and start selling it to Gibson as mahogany
even though in reality it is spruce, or was it perch?, Either way, I'm in this for the bucks and for the good of mankind at the same time. Like I said, I got nothing else to do. So I'll leave you with this-
The rest of those who have gone before us, cannot steady the unrest of those to follow.
Mediocrity has squelched the nobler spirits of this earth.
And we've got Endy and Crabcore to thank for it. (Endy, does your dad have a chainsaw in the garage for my poaching idea, or do I have to bring my own?)
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