You know what that means......

[Rsmacker]

It's Bank Holiday, I'm bored, and you know what that means......... yep, I feel another attempt at making The Carrot!!!! This time I'm going to do it right, I'm off to a hairdressers' to ask their advice.
Hopefully I'll not get arrested, got to fly to Portugal tomorrow, do a 45 minute set, then fly home again. Fucking hell, what am I going to do to fill my time???

[Scooter]

I'm not going to ask what 'The Carrot' is, it'll probably scar me (j/k) but if you have the spare time I still say to pen your memoirs. The porn industry awaits you my friend!

[Rsmacker]

"The Carrot" nearly scarred me, I thought my nads were going to be a pube-free zone forever.
The porn industry has already had a little taste of my special sauce....... oh yes, I have provided cock snot on more than one occasion to some very naughty young ladies. And some nasty old boilers.

[Scooter]

OK, I remember "The Carrot" now. I felt really bad for you right after I spit coffee all over my desk. I would suggest the hairdresser for sure. Good luck in your endeavors, you'll get it right, scarred or not.