Your country's real reputation

[Endrik]

Guys, this is what really matters...

The survey, carried out by global research website OnePoll.com, asked 15,000 "well-traveled" women from 20 countries to rate nations on their talent in the bedroom and give reasons for their answers.


WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada


Another bad day for anglo-saxons and a good one for the romanic world

[Joe_Steeler]

Missed one of the best lovers:

1- Puerto Rico- larger schtick than average and last for a long time

... or so I've been told.

[Endrik]

I'm glad that Estonia isn't on the list... it definitely would be somewhere at the bottom

World's Worst Lovers:

3. Estonia (too drunk)


Interesting to see that Greece is so behind though as it is one of the world's top sex-tourism places for women.

Everywhere I go Chicks indeed are drooling over Spaniards but Spanish dudes admit that the dudes from Argentina are stealing their women But it has to do with the accent, as most of them have Italian roots and then Spanish... and their Spanish language has a strong Italian flavor to it and supposedly makes all the Spaniard chicks wild.

[Jayster]

Endrik;

Ypppppppppppu my friend seem to have a lot of free time. Whether or not spell check fixes it.


Endrik ~ your my hero, buddy!

You bounce around the globe and'do nothing in general'(doesn't seem to be a goal or a path 'just some,ehhh Fux it. This so came out wrong, but it is jealousy. Some of the pictures you took last year(maybe Romania(in the snow)). Also Chuck E Farley should come back.

This is the first chat board I've been on. I've also learned a lot from you guys and hold you in high regard.

Fuck everyone in general:Fuck me, Fuck you and Fuck you're family you fuk'in bastard.
I wish I had time 'to analyze "marinara sauces w/the 'local flavor'.

I have now given up ~ life will happen(even if I try to stop it)
If you fail to stop living out my dreams vicariously;
I'll be mad






(Endi - may I ask some personal shit? WTF do you for a living?
I am 1000% jealous - you kick ass)))>

[micha]

WTF?! who's smelly here?!?

[Newc]

Guys, this is what really matters...

The survey, carried out by global research website OnePoll.com, asked 15,000 "well-traveled" women from 20 countries to rate nations on their talent in the bedroom and give reasons for their answers.

WTF is "well-traveled"? Roaming whores? Shouldn't that read "well-ridden"?

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

:ROTF:

2. England (too lazy)

Meaning they wanted the women on top so they'd have to work their muscles to grip the shaft rather than playing "hot dog in a hallway" with the guy.

3. Sweden (too quick)

"Boo hoo hoo, he came before I was finished cock-teasing him with my lazy ass."

4. Holland (too dominating)

"Can you believe that guy actually expected me to contribute to the action? Pfft. MEN!"

5. America (too rough)

"Yes I'm a bitch who won't participate equally, so what? Doesn't give him the right to shove his fingers up my ass to make me tense up"

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

And they found women who didn't like this? WTF?

7. Wales (too selfish)

"No, McTavish, it's about my orgasm, not yours"

8. Scotland (too loud)

WTF? She gives the guy the ride of his life and he's too loud about it? Wouldn't she WANT everyone for 10 miles to know she was the best fuck he had?

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

Well, not if you pluck the feathers off first....

10. Russia (too hairy)

...and here we find someone who doesn't get the whole "Russian Bear" thing...

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain - Being slapped about by Antonio Banderas gets them hot every time. Ask Meg Ryan.

2. Brazil - It's the drugs. And the money.

3. Italy - Woohoo, hot-Nun-on-Tourist-Chick action

4. France - Lots of practice fucking everything in sight, so yeah I guess so.

5. Ireland - Drunken angry sex. Chicks dig it.

6. South Africa - Grudge-fucked by Mandingo - every woman's fantasy

7. Australia - Another Barbie on the Shrimp?

8. New Zealand - All those sheep to practice on

9. Denmark - World's oldest "fish market", ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo

10. Canada - WTF eh?


Another bad day for anglo-saxons and a good one for the romanic world

[Shawn Lutz]

lol...well traveled sluts with grand canyon sized boxes rating men putting something in something they can't even feel...hmm...was this certified by new england journal of medicine? Something tells me that the countries these women come from has a lot to do with the results lol...

[MikeStrat]

1- Puerto Rico- larger schtick than average and last for a long time

... or so I've been told.

Uh huh.

[Endrik]

lol...well traveled sluts with grand canyon sized boxes rating men putting something in something they can't even feel...hmm...was this certified by new england journal of medicine? Something tells me that the countries these women come from has a lot to do with the results lol...

This shit is pretty funny though.

There was also some humorous site which was supposedly done by two "well-traveled" chicks from US.

And each country had a certain criteria, like how the dudes are driving, how will their mothers react, how much competition they will have from the local girls, how easy is to break up with them etc. It was pretty hilarious.

As far as I remember when describing Italians, then they drive like lunatics, are great in bed but they always compare you with their mother. And the mother will always hate you. So you are not welcomed in the family.
Some Eastern Europeans were nutjobs. You can't get rid of them, they will stalk you and whatnot. And the women are over jealous, a lot of cat fight situations.
Germans do everything by certain rules, fucking, dining etc. And if you want to get rid of them then you will have to explain it like a lawyer or something.
The French were good lovers but big assholes, they won let you talk at all, they only brag how intelligent they are and how stupid and uncultured you are. But it's the easiest to break up with them. You just say it and they will give you a kiss on the both cheek and leave like they don't give a fuck.
And the french girls not only don't want to compete with you but they loath being popular or normal.
The Spaniards also won on their list. Everything seemed to be cool about them and the local girls were also cool. But the problem was that they are always with their friends, everywhere, so you don't have any time alone with them.

I don't remember where that site is but there were many funny stereotypes and whatnot.

[Endrik]

(Endi - may I ask some personal shit?

haven't figured it out myself :think:

[Jason1212]

I think some women mistake rough for enthusiastic. That and shouldnt sex be loud and sweaty?

[micha]

so we germans are just a bunch of stinkin lawyers...
this shit is getting better and better.

[Endrik]

well but at least you do some really nasty porn

[KyuzoGuitarist]

10. Russia (too hairy)

It's rather cold here... some times


there is a joke here...
ones a student from Africa came back from Russia, were he had studied,
all his relatives and friends were wonder - Russian winter, what is it and is this for real?
he answered: "that winter which is green is bearable, but that which is white - sucks!!!"

P.S. I know an Internet site, visited by 15,000 "well traveled" bitches )))

[gotwtt]

yea I'm selfish :think: