What happened to lemon oil???

[tonemonster]

Why doesn't anyone talk about lemon oil at this forum anymore ??

Doesn't anyone care about their fretboards any more?? What about these new cardboard fretboards???

What do you put on them ???

[tonemonster]

Where is the love for lemon oil??

[Axewielder]

I just condition my boards with straight ass butter now. The sweaty, slimy feel and shitty scent goes perfectly with my toilet tone and half-assed technique.

[coloradoman25]

what he said.

but i lube up with lemon oil now and again

[tonemonster]

I just condition my boards with straight ass butter now. The sweaty, slimy feel and shitty scent goes perfectly with my toilet tone and half-assed technique.

You have toilet tone cuz you don't use tube amps Axey. Don't hate the player, hate the game

[tonemonster]

Schooooo. Shop and compare.

[Dave Rocks]

I use stuff from Stemac - works much better than lemon oil

[ginsambo]

Tone.....it has been raining here for the past five months, all day, every day with indoor relative humidity averaging 82%+ ........give it a break about the fucking lemon oil.

...well at least until winter at any rate.

[Hellbat]

Lemon oil is too old school. Now it's all about boiled linseed oil with ground walrus penis.

[tonemonster]

Well that sounds like a winner to me. I always keep a good supply of walrus penis around just in case of a flood or hurricane or some natural disaster like that. It don't go bad so you can never have enough walrus penis around the house. I keep it near my supply of elephant sweat, which works well as guitar polish in a pinch

[toejam]

I drank three six-packs of lemon oil just so I could look at your face...

[AdRock]

I use bore oil. Lemon oil is too exciting. BAM...... Il be here all week.

But seriously, I switched to bore oil several years ago.

[Jayster]

Lemon oil is too old school. Now it's all about boiled linseed oil with ground walrus penis.

But is it fresh ground walrus penis? I've read 'some fat virtuoso' say that the quality of walrus penis can degrade quickly, so it's best to wait until you're going to use it?

[AndyK]

Well that sounds like a winner to me. I always keep a good supply of penis around just in case of a flood or hurricane or some natural disaster like that. It don't go bad so you can never have enough penis around the house.

Fixed.

[xenophobe]

Lemon oil is for noobs. I just get lemons from a tree and rub them on my fretboard. Sometimes oranges. Grapefruit is bad though. Stay away from Grapefruit.