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  • Krappy Guitars!

    OMG!

    http://www.krappyguitars.com/exotic.html
    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

  • #2
    There are a few that are not too bad, but mostly krappy stuff. I cant believe they actually made all of those.

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    • #3
      I can't believe people actually pay for some of them.
      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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      • #4
        I love their manifesto. And I kinda dig the Pretzolin
        Hail yesterday

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        • #5
          Some of the testimonials are hilarious.

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          • #6
            This looks like what would be produced by a blind student luthier who never touched a guitar would build.
            In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on Nyquil

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            • #7
              If the markets keep going down I'll be playing these instead of Jackson USA's.
              _________________________________________________
              "Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
              - Ken M

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              • #8
                OMG Too funny! I kinda want the krappy Oz-7 headless

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                • #9
                  That headless doesn't look too bad. Almost like the old Steinbergers.

                  I see they made the Zakk Wylde Flying Paul Sitar.
                  I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                  • #10
                    Love their warranty...

                    Our warranty: There is no warranty, expressed or
                    implied. We fully acknowledge our product is crap, and
                    your purchase signifies that you have entered into an
                    agreement to buy a product that is lacking in quality,
                    contains poor materials, and is worthy of much abuse
                    and destruction. We will in no way provide any
                    customer service, so don't even waste your time!!!
                    -Rick

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                    • #11
                      ide rock the pooh head

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                      • #12
                        not gonna lie, I'd play the hell out of the Pooh one.

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