Worlds fastest guitar player

[37fiat]

I have to try and save that!! Hope you don't mind Ron.

Very appropriate for more than a few threads/posts I've seen, especially this steaming pile.

[RacerX]

Sure, eh

Just put it on your own account.

[El_Kabong]

What kind of endorsements does Mr. J. Randall Casey have?

The answer is none. A douche is a liquid, which some women use to clean the vagina. This is not necessary. The vagina keeps itself clean.

The vagina contains a variety of bacteria. It may sound strange, but the balance of bacteria in the vagina is an important part of keeping it healthy. If one bacteria or yeast takes over, you can develop an infection like bacterial vaginosis or a yeast infection. Douches can destroy the balance of bacteria and get an infection started. They can also irritate the vagina, possibly putting you at higher risk of other sexually transmitted infections.

If you notice an unpleasant odour or discharge you should go to your doctor or birth control clinic to be checked for an infection, not just douche and try to cover it up. Never douche before visiting your doctor, even for your routine check up. It will make your test results unreliable. Mr. Casey is a douche and there is serious doubt if he has ever had contact with any vagina, be it human or otherwise.

[mrrs]

What a load of shite!

Who would boast that much about themselves, that wasn't a complete ass?

Am I bad for wishing ill will toward this guy?

[toejam]

Mr. Casey is a douche and there is serious doubt if he has ever had contact with any vagina, be it human or otherwise.

:ROTF:

[budgolf]

I'm pissed! Eddie can't put up with Dave and stay out of rehab long enough to do 40 shows this summer, but he can go on a world tour this guy is headlining!?

That whole page has got to be a joke.

[fullmetalguitar]

The whole thing is a joke. He probably gets a good laugh out of anyone who thinks it's real. Anyway, some pretty funny stuff on there.

[Roidster]

never heard of the guy,hes probually a scam artist

[thetroy]

Yeah man I used to play with that cat he was weird man

[Dave L]

Well, the site is actually kinda funny... it´s not so funny if someone goes around claiming to be affiliated with Jackson and other companies, since I believe that´s illegal.

[sl2lover]

Yeah man I used to play with that cat he was weird man

Ya I'm hip! He didn't know nothing!

[Norton]

http://www.jrandallcasey.net/the_history.html just read this :ROTF:

[sakeido]

from the records and facts page:
4: At Roughly $12,000,000, The Price Paid For
"Infusion" Is The Single Highest Price Paid For A
Single Instrumental Song In History...

6: At 1,021 Sold-Out Shows, Over 6+ Years,
The "Infusion" World Tour Sold-Out More
Shows The Any Other Tour In Musical History...

14: Randy Casey Is 35, & In 27 Years Of
Professional Playing, He Has Logged In Over
3,240,000 Miles In 17 Countries...

21: Doctors In Charge Of Casey's Hand At The
Record Label Estimate That If The Muscles &
Tendons In Casey's Arm Were As Well
Developed As The Ones In His Hand; He Would
Be Capable Of Throwing A Fastball At 160 mph.

[donf]

15: Casey Has Survived A Plane Crash, Being
Stabbed, Being Accidentally Shot ,
Being Bitten By A Rattlesnake, Being BittenBy
A Poisonous Spider, 2 Stage Collapses,
& 3 Tour Bus Crashes...

16: Casey, An Amateur Skydiver & Freefall
Jumper; Was Fined $5,000 For Freefalling,
Without A Parachute, Off The U.S. Side Of The
1,000 Islands Bridge...Casey Survived The
Jump Unhurt, But Was Arrested By U.S. Border
Patrol As He Swam Ashore...Later On, That
Same Night, Casey Played A Sold-Out Show In
Montreal, Canada...

17: Casey Has Also Been Fined $750, &
$1,000 For Jumping Into Both The Liberty & The
Pretty-Boy Resevoirs In The State Of Maryland...

18: When Not On Tour, Casey Spends Most Of
His Time Completely Alone In A Cabin
He Built Himself On His Land
In The Mountains Of North Carolina...
Casey's Nearest Neighbor Is 51 Miles Away
By Dirt Road


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Thats funny shit. Very amusing.

Why do I get the feeling some people are taking him seriously.

[zeegler]

OMFG! I don't think I've ever seen a bigger tool than this guy. The site is hilarious. I don't even know where to start on how bad it is. Check out the badly photoshopped pics in the scrapbook section. Look at all those Peavey speakers! :ROTF: :ROTF:

Look at the stage in front of the lake!

It has got to be a huge joke. Either way, can you believe that this guy spent so much time on this website!! Too damn funny!! :ROTF: :ROTF: