New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

[shreddermon]

I keep thinking about the new Jenna swag, etc. and wonder if Jackson stopped themselves way too short. I really think they need to kick it up a notch! Like the following...

Free with each new custom shop order, your choice of the following:

- RR B&W Polka Dot-theme'd benwa balls.

- Dildo two-pack with see-through "Crossed Swords" motif packaging.

- Tie-string Floyd Rose "locking nut" sack. (...Oh wait. Would that infringe on Sully's patent? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )

And with each new USA Select, you get a guitar care kit with:

- Candle-heated hot guitar polish/nipple wax.

- Jenna's signature "lemon-oil scented" fretboard conditioner and personal lubricant.

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[sully]

Re: New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

Originally posted by shreddermon:


- Tie-string Floyd Rose "locking nut" sack. (...Oh wait. Would that infringe on Sully's patent? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">funny you should say that; floyd and i are working together on a locking nut noose to use for those whose first posts are in the classifieds. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

sully

[RacerX]

Re: New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

Shreddermon [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[VitaminG]

Re: New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

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How about a skull-n-crossbones butterfly vibrator?

Anal beads with your choice of Jackson or Charvel logo on each bead. (alternating J & C logos would be a custom shop option)

a Randy Rhoads vibrator, with Jackson Rhoads clitoral stimulator

[shreddermon]

Re: New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

Originally posted by RacerX:
Shreddermon [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] Back at 'ya, big guy.

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[shreddermon]

Re: New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

Some more...

Yellow and Blue Bengal graphic'd edible panties.

PC1s will now be equipped with a dual-use "french tickler"-shaped sustainer pickup / removable vibrator.

...and, finally, the "Lil' Lepruchan" bullseye-graphic'd butt plug (only available in Los Vegas [img]graemlins/images/icons/wink.gif[/img] ).

[fuel0707]

Re: New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

If Jackson puts that stuff, I think people would have to be VERY careful buying those items "used". Can you imagine an eBay auction for Charvel/Jackson Custom Shop anal beads in like new/mint condition? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Black Mariah]

Re: New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

Guys... haven't you ever seen the upper horn on a Concert bass? Come on... just look at it... then think about this thread... then recoil in horror because you were ogling a massive phallic thingymadoob. Or not, I really don't care.

[Newc]

Re: New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

Actually, the Collen Archtop's horn is longer [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Pedulla, however, has the market covered for elongated, curved, and bulbous horns [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Newc

[Newc]

Re: New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

Seriously, though, instead of all that stuff, and instead of paying real players to endorse Jacksons like ESP and Ibenhad do, how about promising them a plow through Jenna's orifices [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Newc

[YetAnotherOne]

Re: New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

Originally posted by Black Mariah:
Guys... haven't you ever seen the upper horn on a Concert bass?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">The Jazz'R headstock is pretty phallic as well.

[Brad]

Re: New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

Originally posted by Newc:
Seriously, though, instead of all that stuff, and instead of paying real players to endorse Jacksons like ESP and Ibenhad do, how about promising them a plow through Jenna's orifices [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Newc

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sign me up [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[skarhead]

Re: New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

...and, finally, the "Lil' Lepruchan" bullseye-graphic'd butt plug (only available in Los Vegas ).

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOOOL [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Seriously, though, instead of all that stuff, and instead of paying real players to endorse Jacksons like ESP and Ibenhad do, how about promising them a plow through Jenna's orifices

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOl for the 2nd time [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
you guys own ;D

[GiantBaba]

Re: New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

Originally posted by jsullysix:
dave rules.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I agree with this. Anybody whose main guitar influence is Daniel Ash is cool in my book.

Hey, wait, MY main guitar influence is Daniel Ash! Strange how that works out...

[McD]

Re: New Jackson Ad Campaign Ideas!

And get Dave Navarro to endorse it? LOL!

Originally posted by VitaminG:
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How about a skull-n-crossbones butterfly vibrator?

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