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I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore wee rote with checkers,
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too wine.
And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults in awl this peace,
Of nun eye am a wear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
That's why eye brake in two averse
Cuz Eye dew sew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.
Also, people must stop using the phrases in their sentences like "must of" or "could of". I don't know how many times I've/I have (not I of) seen people on here use that. It's must have or must've, could have or could've! I think some people need to go back to English 101 so they won't need a spellchecker. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.
Originally posted by toejam: Also, people must stop using the phrases in their sentences like "must of" or "could of". It's must have or must've, could have or could've! I think some people need to go back to English 101 so they won't need a spellchecker. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">YES! YES! Thank you Joe! That one is on my peeve list! I also hate
it's/its
loose/lose
breaks/brakes
Well nobody is beating this ass and I say screw apostrophes when YOURE in a hurry! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I only have so much time per day to be here and sometimes good grammar gets in the way!
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