How the fuck did these guys get signed?

[bombtek]

Orthrelm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2EGKt8yONI
Fucking HORRIBLE!

[walshula]

What the hell is that??? Goodness gracious.... I thought I sucked I guess I am ready for Hollywood

[Vass]

Fast forwarded to 18:03 and heard everything I needed to hear. Learn from my mistakes.

[bombtek]

Same guitarist (Mick Barr) doing....well to be honest I have no idea what the hell he is doing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F7JVI6zfmw

[P I K A]

I've never heard worse

[Jack Napalm]

This is the kind of thing that give me hope in my abilities.

[Axewielder]

It's a little repetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetiti ve.

[straycat]

Oh shit I'm brain dead now.

[cookiemonster]

wtf?

[leftykingv2]

Wow!!!! That's pretty terrible!!! I have heard some really bad shit but that's at the top of the list.

[BayRocker]

Same guitarist (Mick Barr) doing....well to be honest I have no idea what the hell he is doing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F7JVI6zfmw

While I never(til now) have ego regarding my playing abilities...I think I sound better than this while installing and tuning new strings if I were to leave the volume up while doing so. LOL

[xenophobe]

Note, I do like "noise" bands... this was absolutely a joke.

[watson503]

WTF was that!!!??? Check out the guitarist's wiki page lmmfao: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mick_Barr

"Notable for his relentless speed and agility...In 2008 he was awarded an unrestricted grant from the Foundation for Contemporary Arts..."

[vector]

Good publicity, bad publicity; it all works in favor for them. Best one can hope for is a freak accident wherein the building they record their next "album" in, suddenly and violently implodes and disappears into a gaping sink hole.

[tomanyjacksons]

Looper rock!!!