Chris Holmes...

[RacerX]

The YT comments are LOL-worthy.

(I read 'em all)

[VitaminG]

Give him a fucking break anyway, he is 54 years old, he's still in good nick, has his hair, his tatts and his vibrato, at least he isn't bald, fat, rich and cosy and plays golf twice a week.

I though rock n roll was about getting the message across, which he did. I agree with him.

I must've been watching a different clip.

[tonemonster]

Well I have been up all night trying to figure this video out. I have pie charts, graphs, spreadsheets, all covering my desk and I still cant figure it out. I even found my dad's old slide rule from college and broke that out to see if I could get somewhere. no luck. there are several things still puzzling me...... the green screen in the back ground. was he planning on adding some cool special FX and ran out of money? why else would you have a green screen back ground unless you were going to add something in post production. and what is with the Alesis electric drum set? I dont get it. isnt there supposed to be a marshall stack back there? I mean nothing says "cool" like an electric drum set as your back drop. I am still quite puzzled by this whole thing. anyone got any ideas?

[ulijdavid]

Why else would you have a green screen back ground unless you were going to add something in post production.

The backdrop is green because "Mom" chose those colors back in the 70's when it was the "in" color. The basement where Chris resides hasn't had a make over since then.

[ginsambo]

The backdrop is green because "Mom" chose those colors back in the 70's when it was the "in" color. The basement where Chris resides hasn't had a make over since then.

Any guy who still lives in his mom's basement at 54 has my respect. Obviously has his life's priorities right because that is what happens to true rockers who don't compromise and treat life with an open heart. Life goes septic pretty quick as does the cash. All these 'Rockstars' ain't rockers, they are just narcisstic, maniaical accountants in a rocker's disguise with honours degrees in making sure nobody touches their cash. And Tone, you are wasting your time mate, even with bad tone, this guy has the magical 'Chatter' he eludes all your calculations and hypothesis's.

I was more thinking along the lines of the Catholic Schoolgirl theory, I mean with him being raised a mormom and all. Maybe this has as much to do with what the church of the latter day saint will do to you, than wives, Blackie Lawless, politicians and amphetamines, but yeah his teeth do look in bad shape.

Whatever I don't care, he rocks.

So is he seriously putting an album together then?

[toejam]

Whatever I don't care, he rocks.

Stop drinking the water where you live... they're obviously pumping a lot of drugs through the pipeline.

[Rupe]

[Gartron]

I had this fucking thing stuck in my head last night when I was trying to sleep...brutal!!

[tonemonster]

this video is as fucked up as fucked up gets. only thing worse is two girls one cup.

[horns666]

HOLY SHIT...what an asshole!

Chris Holmes is amoung the lowest of all lifeforms..lower than paramecium nipples!!

[horns666]

Lower than Paramecium Nipples!!!

Quick, someone shoot it in the head!!!

He looks like a Pederass!!

"Walter, What's a pederass?"..STFU Donny.

That makshift basment vid was morbidly disturbing! It looks like the set of a snuff film. It was..we saw the death of Chris Holmes.

I'd rather see John Holmes..he had more talent!

OK..font size...off...fuck you!

Bill Z Bub

[Endrik]

Maybe it's a promo for upcoming trailer park tour? If you worry about aesthetics and good taste, the trailer trash just wont dig it.

[tonemonster]

I still cant figure this video out. its beyond my comprehension. I have seen some strange things on the internet but this one leaves me in bewilderment.

[Nightbat]

Well, it beats looking at drunk David Hasslehofffffffff

[ginsambo]

Was Two girls One Cup shot with real poo? Or did they inject themselves with a tasty brown mixture after a colonic? I've always wondered about that.

Chris Holmes is the King of catchy tunes. He has got an album coming out.