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    Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
    engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern

    and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which
    is three wishes total," says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son
    will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

    Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
    made forever fertile for farming.

    Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
    Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can
    come into our precious state."

    Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge
    wall around those countries.

    The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
    about this wall."

    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick
    and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's
    virtually impenetrable."

    The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."

    Whataya Mean I Don't Support The System? I Go To Court When I Have To!

  • #2
    Blonde moment...
    ...I seriously don't get it.


    • #3


      • #4
        Originally posted by GWARGHOUL
        Blonde moment...
        ...I seriously don't get it.
        Drown dem bitch ass countries


        • #5
          Thank you, I enjoyed that.
          Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...

          "Anyone who tries to fling crap my way better have a really good crap flinger."

          I personally do not care how it was built as long as it is a good playing/sounding instrument.

          Yes, there's a bee in the pudding.


          • #6
            Drunk people usually have the best idea's... Trust Me
            I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue


            • #7
              "virtually impenetrable"? not much of a genie
              Hail yesterday