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  • Automatic translation cracks me up, haha!

    I usually get a good laugh when I use for example Excite's translation service to translate from Japanese to English. Here's a translated, originally Japanese description of a Jackson Doug Aldrich model


    SPEC:

    Body: Ash and scale25.5inch, 24F, and fingerplateEbony and reverse head

    Bridge: Made of Schaller and receptiondesk.
    PU:Front: Grover Jackson S-6F? Rear;Grover Jackson J90 (The origin is Grover Jackson J-DA) and the new price 230000 yen and the sale.

    In around 1992 in time.

    It buys it in the Middle Ages (). There was no playing wound at all, and a state at that time at the time of having bought it was in the state of the dead stock. :ROTF:

    It is full of scratches because it plays now and it rolls it up. The tuning usually uses one sound exclusively lowering.

    The Ernie ball of the bowstring. 009-.046 things are put. Picking up

    It differs originally from an original thing. The specification is different in one of Prot.

    Because picking up was originally a nature that changes it, though it is a story in the previous state owner.

    With ..saying.. Hanashi of ..possession.. Yo.

    ..hard eye.. Ot. there is ..ebony fingerplate.. Cot in the ash body, too the sound of the guitar

    . Mahoganebode & rose fingerplate of the Psycho color is contrasted sound.

    It is considerably mild feeling of. Here if anything is for ..Donshari.. Cashi.

    Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.
    ---

    :ROTF: The last sentence makes for a killer quote! LOL
    The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.


    Henrik
    AUDIOZONE.DK - a guitar site for the Jackson and Charvel fan

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    "It differs originally from an original thing" :ROTF:

    I suppose that is what happens when one tries to play it?
    I like how it rolls up, that could come in handy should you want to take it on a plane. YES!
    Guitar Roll-Up to go!

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    • #3
      I really dig that last line alot. Maybe that will be my quote!

      Mike
      Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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      • #4
        It's yours to have, Mike!
        Henrik
        AUDIOZONE.DK - a guitar site for the Jackson and Charvel fan

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        • #5
          Originally posted by jackson1
          It's yours to have, Mike!
          I took it!!

          Mike
          Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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          • #6
            :ROTF: Which receptiondesk did they make the bridge out of?? Some desks don't bond with the Schaller very well. But I'm with Em on the guitar roll-up idea..way cool!!

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            • #7
              lol!

              Oh man thats too much

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              • #8
                I always love those!
                the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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