The Stench of Clunge

[toejam]

I should've got Steve Stevens to sniff it... his nose is bigger than mine!

But did the lady cry more, more, more, with a Rebel Yell?

[Larz]

LOL

Brown Eye Without a Face....

[toejam]

That's just a Shock To The System.

[MetalDaze]

[toejam]

Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel? Great movie!

[MetalDaze]

Yeah, I love those early Kevin Smith movies.

[toejam]

I can't wait for whenever Clerks 3 is gonna be released!

[Rsmacker]

I can report that 4 days later, I am finally able to eat my sandwiches without wearing latex gloves.
I used diesel, Gunk de-greaser, toothpaste (you motherfucker, made a mess, but didn't deal with the clunge) and citron scented Swarfega-type stuff with granules. It made me remember just how powerful the all-conquering cunny is - after all we all know that if you have oily fingernails, a quick swirl around in a split-hair pie and lo, clean fingernails, whereas you have to scrub for hours with Swarfega to clean up.

Anyway, my clunge-free fingers are sniffable once again...until this weekend, no doubt. And yes, I was sober as a judge when I made the dipping error, swingers clubs are no place to be not thinking clearly! No glove, no love. Looks like I'll be taking that literally from now on, people will think Michael Jackson is on the loose...

[Nightbat]

Just stay away from the little boys Rs, and you'll be fine

[bombtek]

LOL! Sorry about the mess AND the fact that it didn't work. How the fuck did you make a mess with? I didn't tell you to jerk the tube off like it was your dick until it spooged paste all over your hand. Just fukkin squeeze some out like you would any other tube full of stuff you need. I'm sure that you being you, you've had to squeeze MANY a medicinal cream from prescription medicine tubes

[Rsmacker]

Well, you know, I went all Michael Hutchence with it...