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  • Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

    You know how they scroll those TV listings on the "Guide" channel (not the paper TV Guide book, but the Guide on your satellite/cable system's thingy). Anyhoo, those of you who sometimes read the titles back to back and come up with stuff like:
    One Life To Live
    On The Run

    might enjoy this listing order from the Non-JC section. This is the order in which they appear as I'm typing this:

    Flyers win! Alright boys,who's next?
    Brainfart

    You Know it's the first round of NHL playoffs when...
    Death-metaller lights his beard on fire
    [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    What are you listening to right now?
    Bill Z Bub's Return To Babylon

    Off for a week
    Gamers: Eternal Darkness
    (no job, no pay, no lights [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )

    (skip a few that don't really have a match)

    My great day!
    Stupid Fast Food Cashiers

    The Punisher
    Kill Bill Vol 2
    (kinda - I mean, Punisher/Kill - hey it's a stretch)

    and the winner is:

    What are the Sad Sad Monkey Beaters gonna do?
    David Lee Roth looking a bit better nowadays
    [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Newc
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

    My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

  • #2
    Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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    • #3
      Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

      Bwahahahaha [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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      • #4
        Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

        With mixed emotions, I announce...
        shipping foodstuff to the USA?

        The "best" of Nu-Metal!
        Grammar Lessons for Pop Stars

        Ever had Instrument/equip. stolen from gig?
        Fat Cat goes on Hunger Strike

        Let's talk about drummers.
        Guitar Solo Alert!!!

        MAYHEM on VH1 !!!!!
        Yeah, no shit.

        Greatest product ever invented.....
        cool bike jump game

        so...I grew a huge pair...
        mp3.com is back up

        And you think Toejam & I have no life?
        Idiots strike again

        Do you love your wife/husband/GF/BF more or you guitars+gear?
        A horrible mistake,and it's cost. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        Interactive George W. doll
        George and Yngwie in Chicago

        Now I Know The World Has Gone Mad...
        These guys REALLY need to get laid....

        Baghdad on Fire again
        Car thieves strike again...

        She MUST be blonde
        just built a homemade tattoo gun!

        how fast are you?
        Catch the worm

        DIMMU BORGIR WINS NORWEGIAN GRAMMY
        oh man i feel owned

        Alright, that's enough for now. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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        • #5
          Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

          Originally posted by Number Of The Priest:

          And you think Toejam & I have no life?
          Idiots strike again
          <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">This is a classic one. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

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          • #6
            Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

            Chuckracer- back in the hospital
            Ron would love this guy

            Hehe [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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            • #7
              Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

              Originally posted by Number Of The Priest:
              and it's cost.
              <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">
              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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              • #8
                Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

                I know. [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
                I still point & laugh at you! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                • #9
                  Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

                  Any liberals out there?
                  Stupid Fast Food Cashiers


                  [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                  • #10
                    Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

                    This just in:

                    Going downhill?
                    Vince Neil sued by Bunny Ranch prostitute

                    [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                    • #11
                      Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

                      I didn't write that, you dope! I copied and pasted that from the forum titles directly! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

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