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    Sean had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the night. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Sean".

    Sean replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."

    Sean spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
    "Shite," he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and get some fresh air he'll be fine.

    He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the doorframe. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk. He falls flat on his face.

    "I'm fockin' focked" he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to his door and shimmies up the doorframe, opens the door and shimmies inside.

    He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin" way".

    He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed". He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
    He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.

    The next morning, his wife Mary, comes into the room carrying a cup of tea and says, "Get up Sean. Did you have a bit to drink last night?

    Sean says, "I did Mary, I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?"
    "Mick called, he said you left your wheelchair at the pub."
    Hail yesterday

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    • #3
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      [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Someone sent me a joke very similar to that last week. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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        [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] That's so bad it's great! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        Ron is the MAN!!!!

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        • #5
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          I fockin love it!!!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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          • #6
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            Brilliant [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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            • #7
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              Fockin A!!

              [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              "Those who know what's best for us, must rise and save us from ourselves!"

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              • #8
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                awesome punchline!

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                • #9
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                  [img]graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

                  good one, gary!
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                  • #10
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                    That's fockin hilarious! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                    • #11
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                      I'll be keepin' that one for my trip to England this summer!

                      [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Very nice!

                      -Thor K.

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                      • #12
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                        That punch line was hysterical!

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