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    Default Famous temper tantrums

    Post 'em here.

    I'll start with Klaus Kinski




    One of the most notorious actors in 20th century, he had the reputation of being the most insane person in the business. But due his personality he created incredibly intense performances, specially in Werner Herzog masterpieces like "Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes" and "Fitzcaraldo". He's also the father of Natassja Kinski.

    On the set of "Fitzcaraldo", an usual day for Kinski


    Here's Werer Herzog playing a recording of one of Kinski's outbursts, pretty funny how he tries to be the director instead


    Kinski had no problems telling what's on his mind in many different languages, here's a press conference at Cannes where he lets the idiots from the press have it.
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    Buddy Rich



    Often called the greatest drummer in the history, Buddy had zero tolerance for subpar playing.
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    Hmmm, hearing that Hun ranting and raving, now who does that remind me of? Oh yeah, that video when he hears he has been banned from some Gaming network...

    That's hilarious, the way he ends with "Mongoloid" on the last clip.

    As for Buddy Rich, I'd be forever known as the man who dragged him out from behind his drumkit and beat seven shades of living shit out of him, before buttfucking him with a kick drum beater, on stage, as my way of handing in my resignation - NO-ONE would speak to me like that and get away with it, even if it were justified (and, with my standard of playing, it would probably be understandable that other real musos were pissed off with me)

    Here's my contribution to this thread, Iron Maiden:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q0bGH8ScxE

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    My favorite one is still the Christian Bale meltdown

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edPyTqg_NX0

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    Great thread, and awesome for mentioning "Aguirre, Der Zorn Gottes" right off the bat. It truly is a masterpiece, and deserves to be seen on the big screen, like I viewed it for the first time back in film school.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068182/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carbuff View Post

    YOU RELEASED THE FUCKING FURY!!!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephiroth View Post
    My favorite one is still the Christian Bale meltdown

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edPyTqg_NX0
    Here's the real one, with subtitles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auwpvAU2YA

    I like when he goes "Uh duh duh duh duh" and his New Yawk accent in general
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    I preferred him when he was a nice polite English boy. I have to say that listening to that actually makes my blood boil, there is absolutely no way I'd let anyone talk to me like that, I don't give a fuck who they are. Not in the civilised world, anyway, and certainly not at work.

    Even if I did fuck up, if he didn't take the first apology and leave it right there, I'd clatter the bastard. Being hit round the head with a Fresnel is a great humbler, IMHO!
    If it was someone who is likely to slap the shit out of me, and that's more and more people as I get older, I'd walk away, then come back and give him an ear to ear smile.
    Stitch that yer fucker. He'd not even see me coming, ignorant twat.

    Hmmm, I think that's the reason I don't work with egotistical "stars" unless absolutely necessary, there's too many people round them who put up with this kind of behaviour, no-one will say "HEY! Calm down, and act like an adult". Alas, I can't toady, if someone's a cunt, I'm always happy to tell them to their face - just ask ......erm, no, I'd better not drop names, he he.

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    Shouldn't Hitler be somewhere in this list?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightbat View Post
    Shouldn't Hitler be somewhere in this list?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24yUU...eature=related

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    Me. The fuckin' champ of temper tantrums, no contest.
    like a 4 year old. worse.
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    Tommy ...sorry man..you'll have to take 2nd.

    My tantrums are fuggin' epic! Nothing posted here would be even close!

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    I love how Kinski always says stuff like "Someone should punch you in the head!" or "I wish somebody would choke you!". You're right there Klaus, why don't you do your own dirty work?
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    So this is a contest now? Well no one beats my sister. She's destroyed cars in her temper tantrums and has called the cops claiming shit she gave to people as Christmas presents were stolen to try to get people arrested (she actually did that to my mom over a vacuum cleaner she gave my mom for Christmas because she got mad that my mom refused to baby-sit for her while she went whoring around). She stole my eerie dess/chrome hardware (perfect combo for eerie dess) RR3 from me and pawned it, and she threatened to never let my parents see their grandbabies (a threat she carried out anyway and it's been 5 years since any of us have seen them) if I called the cops on her, so I had to contact the pawn shop and make a deal with them to buy it back from them at a healthy profit (she got $100 for it and I had to pay $450 to get it back). She put her first husband in jail for over a year because he slapped her and she managed to convince the cops it ws a savage beating while screaming like a lunatic, and he slapped her because she was cheating on him for which she did these messed-up mental gymnastics to convince herself was his fault.

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    That's a possible finalist in the contest Seph-lol Holy shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephiroth View Post
    So this is a contest now? Well no one beats my sister. She's destroyed cars in her temper tantrums and has called the cops claiming shit she gave to people as Christmas presents were stolen to try to get people arrested (she actually did that to my mom over a vacuum cleaner she gave my mom for Christmas because she got mad that my mom refused to baby-sit for her while she went whoring around). She stole my eerie dess/chrome hardware (perfect combo for eerie dess) RR3 from me and pawned it, and she threatened to never let my parents see their grandbabies (a threat she carried out anyway and it's been 5 years since any of us have seen them) if I called the cops on her, so I had to contact the pawn shop and make a deal with them to buy it back from them at a healthy profit (she got $100 for it and I had to pay $450 to get it back). She put her first husband in jail for over a year because he slapped her and she managed to convince the cops it ws a savage beating while screaming like a lunatic, and he slapped her because she was cheating on him for which she did these messed-up mental gymnastics to convince herself was his fault.
    Wow... now that's just messed up.

    In short, in the dictionary under "Crazy Psycho Bitch" I suspect we should see her name and picture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rjohnstone View Post
    Wow... now that's just messed up.

    In short, in the dictionary under "Crazy Psycho Bitch" I suspect we should see her name and picture.
    and on her facebook page she has "no one has a right to judge me but God"

    Yeah I grew up with that shit........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellbat View Post
    I love how Kinski always says stuff like "Someone should punch you in the head!" or "I wish somebody would choke you!". You're right there Klaus, why don't you do your own dirty work?
    Believe it or not Klaus wasn't a violent man at all, bad tempered - yes, but he wouldn't hurt anyone. He was an army deserter, huge womanizer - very gentle with the ladies, had a big heart - spent all his money on his friends and even on total strangers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephiroth View Post
    So this is a contest now? Well no one beats my sister. She's destroyed cars in her temper tantrums and has called the cops claiming shit she gave to people as Christmas presents were stolen to try to get people arrested (she actually did that to my mom over a vacuum cleaner she gave my mom for Christmas because she got mad that my mom refused to baby-sit for her while she went whoring around). She stole my eerie dess/chrome hardware (perfect combo for eerie dess) RR3 from me and pawned it, and she threatened to never let my parents see their grandbabies (a threat she carried out anyway and it's been 5 years since any of us have seen them) if I called the cops on her, so I had to contact the pawn shop and make a deal with them to buy it back from them at a healthy profit (she got $100 for it and I had to pay $450 to get it back). She put her first husband in jail for over a year because he slapped her and she managed to convince the cops it ws a savage beating while screaming like a lunatic, and he slapped her because she was cheating on him for which she did these messed-up mental gymnastics to convince herself was his fault.
    I think that's less of a temper tantrum and more "Permanently Batshit Crazy".

    Um, has she got big tits?

    Just askin'...

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