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    Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years

    By ROXANA HEGEMAN, AP
    7 minutes ago


    WICHITA, Kan. — Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.


    Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.


    "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."


    Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.


    "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."


    He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.


    "And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."


    The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.


    Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.


    "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.


    She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.


    Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.


    Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.
    The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.
    "I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.


    Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.


    He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.


    "It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

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    Part of me wants to laugh :ROTF: Part of me wants to go like this: I don't think this tops the one I read a couple years ago about the women who grew into her sofa...

  • #2
    "Come out please"
    "Not today."
    "Come on hun, I love you!"
    "Maybe tomorrow."
    "Fine, stay in there."

    ...two years later...

    Scott

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    • #3
      For real WTF. Was she morbidly obese? I can't sit on the throne for 10 minutes much less two years. Gives a whole new meaning to the term "buns of steal".

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      • #4
        She probably really wanted to finish the book she was reading.
        So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

        I nearly broke her back

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        • #5
          That's...fucked up.
          THIS SPACE FOR RENT

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          • #6
            I feel badly for all involved.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Spivonious View Post
              "Come out please"
              "Not today."
              "Come on hun, I love you!"
              "Maybe tomorrow."
              "Fine, stay in there."

              ...two years later...

              :ROTF:
              I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by joshulator View Post
                I feel badly for all involved.
                I feel bad for the toilet.
                "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MikeStrat View Post
                  I feel bad for the toilet.
                  I didnt think about that. That thing should have a viking send off. Or in the least be cleansed with gas or other flammable liquid.

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                  • #10
                    This sounds hard to believe......

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                    • #11
                      That poor toilet never saw the light of day for two years. I hope she flushed before the paramedics got to her.
                      Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                      "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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                      • #12
                        Maybe she was stuck because she didn't flush for two years.
                        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                        • #13
                          OK, it's on the news,,,,,

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                          • #14
                            I bet if he had another girl in their house she would've been off that toilet sooner.
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                            • #15
                              Oh my....
                              My legs go numb after 10 minutes.
                              I need a custom toilet with DVD and internet access to even consider that kinda move.
                              Bowel movement.
                              What ever.
                              LOL
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