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  • Sinker! Floater! Near Disaster!

    After a late night of fine dining at a local Mexican resturant :ROTF: , I awoke to severe stomach cramps :ROTF: . As I journeyed towards the bathroom, oops, almost forgot :ROTF: , the rumbling in my stomach told me that I was seconds from disaster. Not one second, not two seconds, but only three seconds from relief! :ROTF: Whew! I made it! :ROTF: If I had stopped and let the dog out at the two second mark, I would have had to rent a carpet cleaner. By the way, I'm not being melodramatic! :ROTF:

    As I sat on the porcelain throne and heard that first plop plop, oops, mandatory :ROTF: , I wondered if "old poo" was gonna be a sinker or a floater! My answer came shortly as I flushed the stinky mass. :ROTF: As the water started to rise, I knew I only had seconds to unstick a clogged toilet. The water rose swiftly and I knew I was approaching danger for the second time in one morning. With a swift plunge :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: (figured I better triple up), the water stopped rising. With a second plunge, the water receeded slightly. With a third plunge, I saved the day! :ROTF:

    You know, they say bad things happen in "threes." :ROTF:

    P.S. I'm really shook up over this. :ROTF:
    "POOP"

  • #2
    Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

    "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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    • #3
      :ROTF: And I was going to have Mexican for dinner tonight.
      MakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan Fox

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      • #4
        Was it like lightweight alder?
        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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        • #5
          +1000. TMI, bro.
          Scott
          Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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          • #6
            goddam!!!!

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            • #7
              I think we have an R rated fett on our hands!
              I'm angry because you're stupid

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Bengal View Post
                I think we have an R rated fett on our hands!
                ding ding ding
                "POOP"

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                • #9
                  At least there's no girl in the bowl. Remember tub girl? :ROTF:
                  I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by toejam View Post
                    At least there's no girl in the bowl. Remember tub girl? :ROTF:
                    ugh! you had to go there
                    ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                    • #11
                      Or 2 girls, 1 cup, nutty chunks.
                      Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                      "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ABSOLUT CHARVEL View Post
                        ugh! you had to go there
                        At least I didn't post a pic. And the 2 girls/1 cup video is even nastier.
                        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                        • #13
                          Fat Bastard left a floater!
                          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                          • #14
                            :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:
                            "POOP"

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                            • #15
                              I'm just me. Me I is. Me Me Me!
                              "POOP"

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