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  • So I was out shopping the other day....

    I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of meaty bites at Big W and was standing at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.


    On impulse, i told her no, i was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldnt because I'd ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25kgs before I woke in intesive care with tubes coming out most of my orifices and drips in both arms.


    I told her that it was esentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat a handful every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionaly complete so I was going to try again.


    I have to mention here that by this time practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story,particularly a guy who was behind her.


    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisioned by the Meaty Bites.


    I told her no, it was because I had been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.


    I thought the guy behind us was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.


    Stupid bitch, why else would I Buy Fu*#in dog food??


    Hail yesterday

  • #2
    Thats good stuff there!
    I'm angry because you're stupid

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    • #3
      haha that's fabulous

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      • #4
        :ROTF::ROTF:
        A classic!
        LOLOL
        "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
        --floydkramer

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        • #5
          THIS SPACE FOR RENT

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            • #7
              LOL That email's been going around for awhile. Still great!
              I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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              • #8
                What if you were standing in line with a box of tampons??

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                • #9
                  hahahahahaha
                  jackson dx10
                  charvel avenger
                  schecter c1 classic
                  samick tr2 sg clone
                  fender twin amp.
                  abunch of stomp boxes

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